Well the King is up in London with his lovely little wench,
She is on her knees giving him a bit of French,
But he'll never get to heaven with her native tongue,
No, why?
Cos we've got the money and he's got none!!

The Sheriff's in the forest and he's hunting high and low,
He's never going to find us cos he's much too slow,
We're having a drink and having a laugh and having fun,
Oh, why?

Cos we've got the money and he's got none,
We've got the money and he's got none!

We've got the money and he's got none!

So let us have a drink to the health of Robin Hood,
He showed us how to fight them in the woods,
For the Sheriff and the King, well their day is done,
Oh, why?

Cos we've got the money and they've got none,
We've got the money and they've got none!
We've got the money and they've got none!
We've got the money and they've got none!