Fat Bastard

Fat bottomed girl with her vacuum machine
playing her music loud.
Don’t she ever realise with that noise she is bringing
the tenement down?
Every day at two she starts to clean her “casa”,
you try to complain and all you get is “qué pasa!”
You bang on the wall, you knock on her door,
she smiles and looks at you like she couldn’t care at all!!
This will carry on every day as far as I can see,
so I will take an AK47 and shoot her in the knees!!
Then I’d get a hunting knife and stab her in the head.
Then I’d get my siesta and she’d be dead in the end !!
You bang on the wall, you knock on her door,
she smiles and looks at you like she couldn’t care at all!!
So go go go go get yourself a life, don’t be so sad...
Fat bastard!
Life is like a handful of sand and it will slip thru your hands,
so get get get off my back in time...and you won’t get hurt...
Fat bastard!
There are some people like you that just don’t know
when enough is enough.
The neighbours downstairs are trying to have a nap...a siesta!
But that big fat bottomed cow thinks it’s a bloody fiesta.
Hum, I’ve just met the other day the perfect guy for you,
a silly boy in a club wearing big, red, clown shoes.
Just want you to let me be, I’m a man who slumbers 'till his heart's content
even though it’s in the afternoon!!!
So go go go go get yourself a life, don’t be so sad...
Fat bastard!
Life is like a handful of sand and it will slip thru your hands,
so get get get off my back in time...and you won’t get hurt...
Fat bastard!
There are some people like you that just don’t know
when enough is enough.
Na na na na...
If you wanna be annoyed... who you gonna call?...Fat Bastard
If you wanna get screwed...who you gonna call?...Fat Bastard...
Yeah!!!
Fat Bastard