You can sense it on the sidewalks
you can feel it in the air
it’s about to be christmas time
there’s jingle jangles everywhere
so i headed straight down to the mall
there’s somebody that i gotta see
i barged right in black leather and all
and i sat down on his knee

i said hey, santa
give me your ear
i’ve got a secret that you need to keep
there’s only one thing
that i want this year
santa just don’t be cheap

Old man Kringle took one look at me
He knew he had a big decision to make
I said I know you got a North Pole credit card
And a lot of candy in the bank
Now last year I left you cookies
And that bottle of scotch you drank
I wasn’t always good, but I did the best I could
So tell me what’s it gonna take

He said it’s Christmas
Lets keep it tasteful
Your attitude is more naughty than nice
Then Mrs Klaus burst into the room and said
Don’t you know that’s Cheap Mike?

Then the elves all started dancing
Then the reindeer started dancing
Then Santa and misses Klaus started dancing
I picked up my guitar