You’ll never guess what I got you for Christmas this year
Something I hope to last forever
It’s a present you’ll remember, a kind of souvenir
To celebrate our lifetime together
It ain’t a boat or a car or a house in France
It ain’t anything other than pure romance
It ain’t a cruise in the Med or a trip to Hong Kong
I got you something
Something
Something
That went for a song

Well did you think I’d forgotten your present this time?
You gotta know that it took some endeavour
I put together something clever full of reason and rhyme
And you can take it with you where and whenever
It ain’t satin or silk or a string of pearls
It ain’t anything I’d ever give to any other girls
It ain’t silver or gold or a diamond ring
I got you something
Something
Something
That you gotta sing

I wrote you a Christmas love song
And I filled it full of love and kisses galore
I wrote you a Christmas love song
And I’m gonna sing it to you this Christmas
I’m gonna sing it to you this Christmas
I’m gonna sing a Christmas love song
Cause you I adore

It ain’t a night on the town so you can paint it red
It ain’t a suite at the Ritz with a king size bed
It ain’t dinner for two with a rare champagne
I got you something
Something
Something
So let me explain

I wrote you a Christmas love song
And I filled it full of love and kisses galore
I wrote you a Christmas love song
And I’m gonna sing it to you this Christmas
Yeah, I’m gonna sing it to you this Christmas
I’m gonna sing a Christmas love song
Cause you I adore