Today I received
A letter from the office of your heart
And as I broke the seal of wax
I began to start
Forming a smile
You printed the date
So neatly in the top right hand corner
And as my eyes moved word from word
I began to laugh
Over and over
Dear Miss So and So,
I'd frankly love to know
How you became so oh
Irresistible
Well Mr. So and So,
It'd serve you right to know
That I'm indifferent to
The thought of you
But quite amused when I recall
Today I received
A letter from the office of your heart
And so I kindly wrote a response in red that said
Please return to senderToday I received
A letter from the office of your heart
And as I broke the seal of wax
I began to start
Forming a smile
You printed the date
So neatly in the top right hand corner
And as my eyes moved word from word
I began to laugh, ha ha
Over and over
Dear Miss So and So,
I'd frankly love to know
How you became so oh
Irresistible
Well Mr. So and So,
It'd serve you right to know
That I'm indifferent to
The thought of you
But quite amused when I recall
Today I received
A letter from the office of your heart
And so I kindly wrote a response in red that said
Please return to sender
Please return to sender
I'm not interested in
You"