The man at the door, ain't that tall
He got a head like a wrecking ball
Can barely get it through the door
Barn size talking, 20-gallon or more

It's been compared to a tickin' time bomb
Careful around my friend, don't say anything wrong
Careful around my friend
Careful around my friend

Henesy likes two better than one
a sideways look gets you in on the fun
Watch yourself in the middle of the ground
Don't let her catch you, hangin' around

Green eyes watches as she keeps
Let me introduce to you
Sugar, sweet
Hello, sugar, sweet

At the midnight strike, cayopte Joe begins to howl
And low-rate Jimmy starts to grunt and growl
Last thirty years at the ends of the bar
Constable McFanny there to keep them apart
It's always gonna get a little wild
When the J' see the girls, got a new boy to devour
A new toy, boy to devour

Constable McFanny Howard
Drinks all night double whisky sours
This is where he comes after the beat
He`s the law
So don`t be cheap
This is where we mix and meet
It's the little roadhouse
On my friends street

Yeah, the pool table got us to sawed off feet
From the wake yesterday, that's where they layed up Pete
This is where we come to grieve
It's a little roadhouse
On my friend`s street