I know a guy who lost his cool
He carries a fork, that's his favorite tool
Got everything inside his head
All mixed up and he's seeing red
I want Pancakes
That's all he said
I want Pancakes
Now he's seeing red
Go to the spot where it all went down
Police on the scene and bodies on the ground
A witness Claimed he couldn't get his order
That pancake special makes my mouth water
I want Pancakes
That's all he said
I want Pancakes
Now he's seeing red
It costs zero cents to smile and be kind
You never know what's in a guy's mind
Better keep it cool with the attitude
Or the Pancake Man will be coming for you!
I want Pancakes
That's all he said
I want Pancakes
Now he's seeing red
I want Pancakes
I wants Pancakes