I think we, you know, this is like, we've, this year, this last year, I feel like we all had, like, PTSD, right? Because there's a lot of stuff that's happened this year that people forget. Like, I don't know what, like, the news cycle is so out of control. Like, do you guys remember monkey pox? That was this year! That was this year! And monkey pox was a weird disease, right? That was a weird disease because it was really only affecting gay men, right? But the news didn't want to tell us that, right? But they said something way worse.

They came on the news and they were like, Uh, it's affecting men who happen to have sex with other men. Like, an accident? Like, it's an accident? Who comes home from running errands and is like, Honey, phew, uh, remember when I went to the gym earlier? I happened to bang Bruce on the way home. I mean, I just... That's why, look, I'm going to say something, and I don't really care what you feel about it.

Basically, that's my way of, like, hold tight. It's about to get nutty. Like, here's the thing.

That's why I miss Donald Trump for those, like, woke moments. You know what I mean? Like, I don't miss him for everything, but there's certain moments that I miss him for. And it's like that is what I miss him for.

You know what I mean? Because if you told that dude that it only affected gay men, that dude would have been standing in the middle of the White House at a press conference, and he would have been like, All right, don't do, uh, anymore, okay? And we all would have been like, That's good advice! That's good advice! Oh, look at the Upper West Side crowd's assholes tighted. Look at you!

I'll follow it up. I'll follow it up with this. I believe, look, I believe Joe Biden's had a pretty good year. You guys evidently don't, but I do. I think he's had a pretty good year.

That guy shot down three UFOs. That's the craziest thing that's ever happened! In the hist, and that dude is 187 years old. Everything outside of arm's length is an unidentified flying object to that guy.

He shot down the first one. I was like, okay, that's cool. The second one, I was getting a little nervous. The third one, I was like, Are we missing, like, a Spirit Airlines flight or some shit, like? Also, if you're flying Spirit like me, at this point, I mean, you probably want to be shot down, right? I'm assuming things aren't exactly going the way you want either."