You took a train out to New York
Just to feel small or less than
You said that you loved me
Just for me to say no again
I got bored so I tried to quit smoking
And you got stuck under the bed where we kissed

I do not love you
I do not care
I do not love you
I do not care

She went into the bizarre and came out with a Louis Vuitton handbag
I went out to the desert and swore that I'd never come back"