Just poured myself a strong one 
Hey boys get out the cards 
Shuffle up - deal em out
I just cut the ace of hearts 
Be careful what you lead with 
Don’t give away your hand 
I’ll rope you right into a run 
Peg 8 or 9 or 10 
Looking at your face 
Looks like you don’t like what you see
Oh oh son - looky there 
Looks like you got 19

• 15 2 a pair for four
• I gotta flush for 8
• I pegged you back and you bet your ass 
• I’m hot out of the gate 
• I’m looking for that 29 
• Just give that kissel cut 
• A 24 will have to do 
• Looks like you’re getting skunked 
• I can’t think of anything  thing 
• I love doing more than this 
• Drinking whisky with the boys 
• And kick-in ass at crib 

Hey walshy don’t forget
You still owe a hundred bucks 
I can’t help you missed a couple runs
And I just got the luck 
Perhaps one day you’ll learn
You’re playing gainst a shark 
You know I’ll break your spirit 
You know I’ll break your heart 
So pay me up my money 
Unless you wanna double down 
Let’s pour another whisky 
And I’ll take your ass to town 

• 15 6 and 6 is twelve 
• And one more for the jack
• You don’t wanna see my crib
• You’ll have a heart attack
• I’ll take 14 in the kitty 
• Looks like I’m gonna win
• I’d put away your wallet 
• Less you wanna lose again 
• I can’t think of any thing 
• I love doing more than this 
• Drinking whisky with the boys 
• And kick-in ass at crib 

Yeah powers he’s a player 
But he ain’t won in awhile 
Digger he can’t see
That deuce neon got him piled  
Walshys just like Reuben 
He’ll lead with a 5
Ebs keeps getting Romney’s 
He’ll stay up all night 
But Marty he’s a cheater 
always taking extra points
And me - well I’m the king 
Cause All I get is loins 

• yeah 15 12, quadruple run 
• We’ll that makes 24
• Are you sick of all this punishment 
• Or do you want some more 
• Yeah I just won a Gino 
• Looks like I cleaned ya out 
• don’t go tell mikayla 
• You’ll be sleeping on the couch
• I can’t think of any thing 
• I love doing more than this 
• Drinking whisky with the boys 
• And kick-in ass at crib