Wally's getting' anxious thinkin'
'bout tonight
Bruce is all spiffy lookin' wicked
Lookin' right eddie's gettin' spruced
And Donna's gettin' loose
They're passin' round the bottle
And they're gettin' good and juiced
BG's winin' dinin' checkin' talent
At the club
Skippers hauntin' second lookin' forward
To his rub the busters from the country
And the hitters from the shop
Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop

Someone bring the records
Someone get the brew someone get a house
Buddy we'll know what to do
Someone tell the ladies someone make a deal
If we can't find a house
Then someone better find a field
Grass is good as carpet any place is fine
It's time to get to rockin'
Babe it's time to make it shine
Tell 'em we'll be dancin'
Dancin' till we drop
It's time to get down and
Do the horizontal bop

Oh yeah

They're fillin' up the corners
They're fillin' up the streets
You can feel the tension
You can almost feel the heat
The music's gettin' louder
The beat's gettin' fast
Summer's finally made it
Yeah it's finally here at last
Pony cars are cruisin' on Woodward Avenue
Go and try to pass 'em
They'll smoke you if you do
The whole town's shakin' from the
Bottom to the top
Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop
The busters from the country
And the hitters from the shop
Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop
Tell 'em we'll be dancin'
Dancin' till we drop
Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop