July was the month he got to see his May
Thella wants her wrinkly old friend to stay
July was the month he got to see his May
Thella wants her lovers' life to stick around

With those two-tone boots with belt and hat to match will be given away to a friend
His gold Chevrolet will be making its way to an end

(They curse his name)
You’ll never see him care
The man of sass, he can beat you in a flash
(It’s either love or hate)
Once you meet him
An equivalent will be hard to fathom

July was the month I got to make his day
In the hands of others, his body’s bound to hit the ground
It’s gonna hit the ground

In a month or two I’ll be coming to join you
Make my way toward those pearly gates
I wish I was there from the beginning until the end

(They curse his name)
You’ll never see him care
The man of sass, he can beat you in a flash
(It’s either love or hate)
Once you meet him
Man of sass he can put you in the ground

I’m counting down the lengths and spots on your skin, hoping that I will always keep these memories
I’m counting down the lengths and spots on your skin, hoping that I will one day face your enemies

I’m counting down the lengths and spots on your skin hoping that I will one day face your enemies
I’m counting down the lengths and spots on your skin, hoping to meet your enemies
I’m counting down the lengths

(They curse his name)
You’ll never see him care
The man of sass, he can beat you in a flash
(It’s either love or hate)
Once you meet him
The equivalent will be hard to fathom
Curse his name