I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should have realized there'd be another man
I overlooked that point completely
Until the big affair began

Before I knew where I was at
I found myself upon the shelf and that was that
I tried to reach the moon but when I got there
All that I could get was the air

My feet are back upon the ground
I've lost the one girl that I found

I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should have realized there'd be another man
Why did I buy those blue pyjamas
Before that big affair began

My boiling point is much too low
For me to try to be a fly Lothario
I think I'll crawl right back and into my shell
Dwelling in my personal hell

I'll have to change my plan around,
I've lost the one girl that I found
Yes, the one girl
The one girl that I found