She's a star they love her in the pub
When she belts a few tunes and the people get up
Dancing, dancing
They call her Ms. Skatastic
Friday nights 8 o'clock in the local
Plays a bit of ska and the people go
Loco, loco
For Ms. Skatastic
But she has an agenda
Gets you wrapped up in a weekend bender
HEY!
Another pint of the black stuff
She said "have a little patience
Get a little gracious
Groove along with us cos the rhythms contagious
Don't be mistaken
Its a brand new song Awaken Anna Bacon"
Awaken Anna Bacon
Awaken Anna Bacon
Awaken Anna Bacon
From her slumber
Awaken Anna Bacon
Awaken Anna Bacon
Awaken Anna Bacon
She's my lover
Na na na na na
She said "na na na na na
Na na na na na
You're not my lover"
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Oh what a bummer
The pub was up and bouncing
The smoke machine was on
And the people were chanting, chanting
For Ms. Skatastic
(Ms. Ska, Ms. Ska, Ms. Skatastic)
She stood up tall with her arms extended
Her black and white suit, she was well presented
Well of course
Its Ms. Skatastic
Its a special occasion
Awaken Anna Bacon
A Top 10 tune on the radio stations
To sooth your soul with some ska liberation
Have a little patience
Get a little gracious
Groove along with us cos the rhythms contagious
Don't be mistaken
Its a brand new song Awaken Anna Bacon
Awaken Anna Bacon
Awaken Anna Bacon
Awaken Anna Bacon
From her slumber
Awaken Anna Bacon
Awaken Anna Bacon
Awaken Anna Bacon
She's my lover
Na na na na na
She said "na na na na na
Na na na na na
You're not my lover"
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Oh what a bummer
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
You're not my lover
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Oh what a bummer