(Verse 1)
Yo, I stroll down the street, my socks don't match,
But my rhymes are so fresh, they'll leave you detached.
I'm the king of the kitchen, call me the spatula,
Cooking up beats hotter than a sauna in Dracula.

I'm not a mathematician, but I'll drop some division,
Splitting wack MCs with surgical precision.
My flow's so cold, it'll make you shiver,
I'm the lyrical wizard, call me Rapunzel with a quiver.

(Chorus)
I'm spitting fire, hotter than the sun,
I'm the rap game's chosen one.
From the east to the west, I run this town,
Funny rap lyrics, I'm laying them down.

(Verse 2)
I'm smoother than butter, slicker than oil,
My rhymes are so sweet, they'll make you recoil.
I'm a lyrical ninja, slicing through the beat,
Leaving all competitors in defeat.

I'm not just a rapper, I'm a wordsmith magician,
Crafting rhymes with precision, on a lyrical mission.
I'll make you laugh, I'll make you smile,
But don't underestimate, I'll leave you in denial.

(Chorus)
I'm spitting fire, hotter than the sun,
I'm the rap game's chosen one.
From the east to the west, I run this town,
Funny rap lyrics, I'm laying them down.

(Bridge)
I'm the jester of rap, the clown prince of rhyme,
But don't get it twisted, I'll still steal the shine.
I'll have you rolling on the floor, laughing out loud,
With my funny rap lyrics, I'll make you proud.

(Outro)
So when you hear my name, you better take heed,
I'm the ruler of funny rap, planting the seed.
From the streets to the stage, I'll always bring the heat,
With my witty wordplay, I can't be beat!