Crawling round on all fours
I was looking for a lover or a just cause
But she turned out to be another kind of Judy

She took me down to the Cherry Tree
She drank me back to puberty
But she turned out to be another kind of Judy

I was 35 going on 17
I was missing in action on the local scene
But she turned out to be another kind of Judy

I made her part of everything I did
I really loved her and I loved her kid
But she turned out to be another kind of Judy

Judy comes and Judy says
'If you won't ever mend your ways'
Then nothing's gonna change

She filled my head with the awful noise
Of her disappointment and the Pet Shop Boys
But she turned out to be another kind of Judy

Judy comes and Judy says
'If you won't ever mend your ways'
Then nothing's gonna change

I made her part of everything I did
I loved her truly and I loved her kid
But she turned out to be another kind of Judy