Jingle Bells Rap! est une chanson en Anglais
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh, aye
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Everybody gather round, it’s Christmas time
Grab the presents under Christmas tree, but don’t touch mine
It’s festive all around, the bells are making sounds
And everyone is jolly, sittin down, opening presents on the ground
Don’t get caught under the missletoe,
Unless it’s somebody you love, or somebody that’s a hoe hoe hoe
Christmas Day is about sharing this moment with your loved ones, your family
So just treasure it, you won’t regret it.
This special day, only comes, once a year
Yeah the kids, think that this, is the greatest damn day of the year
Time to cheer, cause we’re celebrating the birthday of Jesus,
And if you disrespect Christmas then you a bunch of damn geezers
Yeah the presents we get from St Nick,
They’re the greatest shit, we use them quick,
Then onto the next one, so sick
Yeah it’s the greatest day of all time, and it’s finished off with a cold wine
And a feast that makes us all wind down
Fuck Christmas, Its bullshit
Everyone’s so excited, I couldn’t give a shit
I left a present for your mum under the christmas tree
And it only takes double A batteries
Yeah, everybody talks about the Christmas dazzle
Just makes me think of your mums vagazzle
And when your mum is screaming at Christmas night
Just Remember your new daddy’s name, jazzle dazzle
There’s lots of reasons in this world why I hate Christmas
For starters, I have to buy a bunch of fags presents
All my dad ever bought me was a crucifix
When all I wanted to do was lick some clits
Why does everybody else get presents
It was my birthday pricks, give me back all your shit!
Or I’ll come to your house while your sleeping
And I’ll fuck your Fucken cat!