Anything you could do, I could do better
Hah!
I can do anything better than you!
No you can't!
Yes I can!
No you can't!
Yes I can!
No you can't!
Yes I can!
Yes I can!

Anything you can be, I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you!
No you're not!
Yes I am!
No you're not!
Yes I am!
No you're not!
Yes I am!
Yes I am!

I can shoot a partridge
with a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
and only on that?
So can a rat!

Any note you can sing
I can sing higher
I can sing any note higher than you.
No you can't
Yes i can
No you can't
Yes i can
No u can't
Yes i can
No you can't
YES I CAN!
How do you sing that high?
I'm a girl!!

Anything you can say
I can say softer.
I can say anything softer than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
YES I CAN!

I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker
I can open any safe
Without being caught?
Ts-You Bet
Thats what i thought u crook!

Any note you can hold
I can hold longer
I can hold any note longer than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you cant
Yes I can
Yes IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
CAN!
YES U CAN!!!!!!!!!

Where do you keep all that air?
Hmph

Anything you can say
I can say faster
I can say anything faster than you
.....No you can't
Yes-I-can
No-you-can't
YesIcan
Noyoucan't
YesIcan

I can jump a hurdle
I can wear a girdle
I can knit a sweater
I can fill it better

I can do most anything
Can you bake a pie?
No..
NEITHER CAN I!

Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter
I can sing anything sweeter than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Oh yes I can

No you can't, can't, can't
Yes I can, can, can
Yes I can
(No you can't)