GIANNI AND AMELIA
Hi everyone!

GIANNI
I’m Gianni!

AMELIA
And I’m Amelia!

GIANNI
And it's showtime!

GIANNI & AMELIA:
Everybody gather 'round
We're 'bout to start the show
Come and see the greatest man
The world has ever known

GIANNI: He's the bravest of them all
AMELIA: He stands at 100 feet tall
GIANNI: His muscles are like canon balls
AMELIA: That break right through
The greatest walls
GIANNI: And every battle big and small
AMELIA: Is nothing he can't handle
GIANNI & AMELIA: Not at all 

GIANNI & AMELIA: Lalalalalalalala
Wait there's more, he has in store
Hang on before you go
Everything he touches suddenly
Will turn to gold

GIANNI: He's a generous vaudevillian
AMELIA: He is handsome
GIANNI: And he's brilliant
AMELIA: He can change your life
GIANNI: He'll turn your dime into a million
AMELIA: It's been proven
GIANNI: It's been verified
AMELIA:  He'll make your dreams come true
GIANNI & AMELIA: Before your eyes

GIANNI & AMELIA Lalalalalalalala
Everybody knows his name
Yes all around the globe
Let me introduce to you the famous Figaro