The Lizard and the Frog went screaming down the street
Shoes on their hands and gloves on their feet
The Lizard said hey Frog, lets get something to eat
cnd the Frog said let's eat the whole world

The lizard and the Frog they went to see the snake
cnd she hissed at them what deal should we make
The Frog said I love her so, it's more than I can take
She talks so fast and says nothing at all

cll the critters down at the bog
like to come on down and listen to the Frog
Jump on a stump and croak that poison out
Let's make the swamp great again, that's what it's all about


The Lizard and the Frog were summoned by the Bear
cnd he growled at them You two better take care
Don't let me find out you been playing fair
Or I'll crush you with a snap of my Jaw

The Turtle hated everything his heart was made of tar
But one look at the Frog and he knew he was a star
He said I'll slap a wheel on him and drive him like a car
cnd when they come for him I'll hide under a stone

The Frog had a power to tell a pleasing lie
cnd everybody watched but nobody asked why
cnd when the world burns and they all begin to cry
He'll say you knew what I was when you let me in the door