Gimme them razorblade eyes one more time
He said And let me tell you why you have to be mine
You've got them childbearing hips
And such a natural shine
You're a dynamic' creature
Of the finest design

So she picked up her suitcase
And accepted his ride and said
It's just so nice to meet a sensitive guy!
Then she leaned in real close like
And looked him in the eye and said
Let's see how you like me
When I eat you alive!

You should have seen it the way her
Venus Fly Trap lured him in
She's the meanest
Man-eating machine
This side of Mississippi
That there ever has been

Later that day
She was out for a drive
When she heard them sirens
And pulled off to the side
The cop said
You were doing 80 in a 45
But if you slip me them digits
I could let this one slide

So she turned on them waterworks
And started to cry and said
It's just so nice to meet a generous guy
And when he leaned in real close like
And looked her in the eye
She licked her lips and bit his head
Clean off of his spine
Yo!

You should have seen it the way her
Venus Fly Trap lured him in
She's the meanest
Man-eating machine
This side of Mississippi
That there ever has been

The catcallers
The nightcrawlers
She's comin' to get ya!
She's comin' to get ya!

The smooth-talkers
The power walkers
She's comin' to get ya!
She's comin' to get ya!

They really mean it when they say
She's got a terrible taste in men

You should have seen it the way her
Venus Fly Trap lured him in
She's the meanest
Man-eating machine
This side of Mississippi
That there ever has been