Upright crackers walk of fame
Dark monkeys walk of shame
Blind horse with ears of booze
Upside down titanic is not a cruise

Jolly falling spiders
Crawl up your nose hole
Stinky smelly Santa
Spinning for soy sauce on a pole

Rinky dink tinkle fink and tires made of cud
Apple fritter fart face and mayonnaise mud

Back flip cumquats enticing super glue
Corny embezzled wafers oh man how rude
Taste the rainbow and do the dew
Hey dude, don't call me dude

Angelical spheres of terror tonight
Plastic wiffle bats owned by termites
Shoving spastic colons and poltergeist
Sunny Disney stories are never right

Up up down down B A and start
Enter cheat codes for toasters or not
Peel your eyes you cheeky freaky tart
Some did up up down down B A SELECT and start

Rinky dink tinkle fink and tires made of cud
Apple fritter fart face and mayonnaise mud

Back flip cumquats enticing super glue
Corny embezzled wafers oh man how rude
Taste the rainbow and do the dew
Hey dude, don't call me dude

Back flip cumquats enticing super glue
Corny embezzled wafers oh man how rude
Taste the rainbow and do the dew
Hey dude, don't call me dude