There is a boy
A boy made of soy
He is annoy-ing
And he doesn't use Bing
When he goes to the store
He can't afford a toy
He has no girl to provide for
No world to be alive for
He has no world to be alive for as the result of no girl becoming his wife, or
Maybe he just can't think for himself
He sits at the kitchen sink and uses it to wash his vegetables
And he watches his health

Who is this boy?
Who do we see?
Or, you can't see, you're listening to this album
On SoundCloud, Spotify, Deezer, Tidal, or Apple Music

Well on certain days
On days just like these
On those days when the world knocks me down with the breeze
On certain days like these
On certain days, that boy is me

Why won't any girl go out with me?
I have a vinyl collection of over twenty