I wanna sit out on the front porch
But I don't have a front porch
I've got some metal stairs that walk up to my apartment
It's where my friends smoke after the show
And after everyone goes home
I wish I wasn't on these stairs alone
I wish I had a front porch
But I don't have a front porch, oh no
And after the show is over
I'm picking up beer cans all alone
Too quiet in this place
Playing Title Fight off of my phone
I'm happy it happened
I was so nervous at five o'clock
If anyone would show up
If anyone would call the cops
Think tomorrow will be better
Gonna call Will and Jake in the morning
Gonna get them over here to help from Sunday from getting boring
I wanna sit out on the front porch
But I don't have a front porch
I've got some metal stairs that walk up to my apartment
It's where my friends smoke after the show
And after everyone goes home
I wish I wasn't on these stairs alone
I wish I had a front porch
But I don't have a front porch
I wish I had a front porch