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It’s the Carolina Reaper, bitch!

Carolina Reaper red and fierce
Burns like the devil in disguise
Takes no prisoners leaves you dry
Heat so intense makes you cry
One bite can steal your breath away
Your lips will scream your heart will race
Sweat will pour like summer rain
Tongue on fire can't escape
Not for the faint of heart beware
This pepper likes to play with pain
Mouth aflame and tears will fall
Carolina Reaper stands tall
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Taste the flame it leaves a scar
Burning trail goes real far
Dare to try you'll pay the price
Heat like this ain't nice
Beware the Reaper's wicked dance
Once you start you've got no chance
Pain will linger trust my words
Leave it be avoid the curse

This is the sound of me in the toilet:
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IT HURTS WHEN I TAKE A POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WHY DID I EAT THAT STUPID THING!
I AM GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!