Morning comes and I'm awake
What's for breakfast oh give me a break
Salad greens or caramel bars
Choices choices they leave scars
Lean and green like a dream
Need to fit in my skinny jeans
But that caramel's calling out
Whatcha gonna choose no doubt
Salad days or candy craze
Who knows what the scale will say
Every bite a brand new play
Just another funny day
Lunch approaches what to see
Veggie wraps or chocolate spree
It's a storyline so sweet
Life's a joke and bittersweet
Salad days or candy craze
Who knows what the scale will say
Every bite a brand new play
Just another funny day
Tough decisions make me laugh
Do I want a six-pack or a sugar bath
In the end it's all the same
Life's a joke just play the game
Lean and green like a dream
Need to fit in my skinny jeans
But that caramel's calling out
Whatcha gonna choose no doubt no doubt
Salad days or candy craze
Who knows what the scale will say
Every bite a brand new play
Just another funny day
Lunch approaches what to see
Veggie wraps or chocolate spree
It's a storyline so sweet
Life's a joke and bittersweet
Tough decisions make me laugh
Do I want a six-pack or a sugar bath
In the end it's all the same
Life's a joke just play the game