I'm in a Teams meet, everybody look at me
Trying to stay focused on the screen in front of me
I'm in a Teams meet, with my whole team
You can see what's happening in our homes on your screen
We got Max's dog snoring like a saw
And Andy's cat keeps walking by, oh what a show
Fran's dog's up for a pat, a furry cameo
And the kids are doing flips, Olympics in the living room
Look at Todd's husband, just taking out the trash
Coming into camera view, in a big ol' flash
Trying to stay focused, but it's quite a feat
The best part's the chaos in each others' suites
I'm in a Teams meet, everybody look at me
Trying to stay focused on the screen in front of me
I'm in a Teams meet, with my whole team
You can see what's happening in our homes on your screen
We try to work, but there's so much to see
Kids under furniture, oh, the hilarity
Pets and partners, it's like a live show
Can't help but smile at the things they don't know
Look at Todd's husband, just taking out the trash
Coming into camera view, in a big ol' flash
Trying to stay focused, but it's quite a feat
The best part's the chaos in each others' suites
I'm in a Teams meet, everybody look at me
Trying to stay focused on the screen in front of me
I'm in a Teams meet, with my whole team
You can see what's happening in our homes on your screen