Off-boarding the train to Manhattan
You smell that?
Smell what?
That, my friend, is the smell of potential
Smells like cat pee to me
Same thing
Come on Jim Jam! You're back home!
You can't tell me you're not excited
One, just because I grew up here
Doesn't make this my home
And two, I will never be excited
By the smell of cat pi-
Potential!
Yeah, sure
Can you believe this garbage?
Teen heartthrob Jamie Jackson returns to NYC
To get in touch with his home roots
He comes seeking his new biggest star whose
Career will soar with his record label
Don't they have anything better to write about?
You know, like actual news?
Oh, come on, Jamie
Just look at it as free advertising
Everyone that's even remotely interested
Will show up 'cause you'll be there
That's exactly the problem
These people don't actually care about music
They show up because they
Want me to make them famous
But maybe if you go into it with an open
Mind, you'll be able to find who you're looking for
You've avoided New York by auditioning in
Every other city across the nation
It's time to give it a chance
Yeah, I guess we'll see