Taking a trip with my best friends
I hope this vacation never end
in the wilderness
nothing's killing us
just having a dope time enjoying the sunshine

Oh I hate the sun
nut vacations can be fun
I fucking forgot my sunscreen
something
tells me that it's gonna be great

And I can't wait
to spend some time
with these two good friends of mine
It mightve took all year we had to save for the trip
Hey, Lee
make a left up ahead- this is it

AN OMINOUS SHACK

The roof on the porch is about to collapse
why the fucks it getting dark so fast

it's not even three but it looks like midnight
who got the keys let's get inside and get right

hey yo, Lee
they said it was under the mat
soon as he grabbed it the sky turned black

This vacation is whack this cabins a dump
I'm totally getting a refund what the fuck

This weekeend was supposed to be fun

Well it's not
I'm just thankful for the bag of pot that Bill brought

Guys, I forgot to bring the blunt wraps
I'm being honest here

Man, what could be worse than that

I forgot the gas

what do you mean

we have half a tank

I mean I forgot the weed forgot the dank
storms brewing
shouldn't ignore it

Just open up the door and explore it it's

Decrepit, creepy, dusty and horrid
an ominous shack in the black of the forest
torture and horror we'll surely endure
this shit don't look like the picture from the brochure
Decrepit, creepy, dusty and horrid
an ominous shack in the black of the forest
Suddenly I got the sensation
we're probably gonna die on this vacation

It smells like the armpits of a carcass
I can see the piss on the carpets in the darkness

Guys I'm sorry for forgetting the bud
we're in deep
Our feet stuck to the rug
this shit is gross

Cobwebs and dust covering taxidermy
shit- you already know that that bathrooms dirty

Well, if not it will be
compliments of Billy
he forgot the weed but he brought his Mom's chilli

It means really I'm the shit
And you knowing it's true
Joey's always tripping
cause he can't tie his shoes

Shut the fuck up you two
it ain't time to fight
all of a sudden the fireplace ignites

Out of the norm but at least we have light
by the sound of the storm-we'll be stuck here all night

Knew something wasn't right
feeling oh so uneasy
start noticing a green light growing underneath me it's

Decrepit, creepy, dusty and horrid
an ominous shack in the black of the forest
torture and horror we'll surely endure
this shit don't look like the picture from the brochure
Decrepit, creepy, dusty and horrid
an ominous shack in the black of the forest
Suddenly I got the sensation
we're probably gonna die on this vacation

Everything went quiet
all still and eerie
it's neckbone snapped and it spoke so clearly
the severed head of the deer mounted on the wall
moved its jaws and spoke a warning to all
it said...

You know that smell
that smells so distinct
that's that stink you love it
from what direction
you can tell just where the funk is coming from
You know that smell
that smells so distinct
that's that stink you love it
from what direction
you can tell just where the funk is coming from