Knee deep in pee and poo
Legislators checkin' out the hoo hoos
North Carolina's in deepest doo doo
Whatcha gonna do now whatcha gonna do

HB 2 you're in a heap of trouble
Straight white men livin in a bubble
Money money money leavin' on the double
Whatcha gonna do now whatcha gonna do

Who's that lurkin' round the powder room door
Biggest bunch of bigots that ever was born
A general assembly of goldurn dolts
With their heads stuck in the toilet bowl

HB 2 you're in a heap of trouble
Straight white men livin in a bubble
Money money money leavin' on the double
Whatcha gonna do now whatcha gonna do

It's the bathroom panic of 2016
Gonna go down in history
As the dumbest old bill you ever did see
Who cares where you pee just keep it off the seat

Now all you politicians take a warning from me
Won't be long and you're surely gonna see
Me and my sisters gonna set you free
To think you're small thoughts in privacy
To hide out with your hypocrisy
Fade into obscurity
We all know, we all agree
Who cares where you pee just keep it off the seat