Did I ever think I'd meet the man of my dreams
In a toilet?
Up until now my path has been easy to see
But I've been caught off guard
And I don't know which way is up or down
My head is in a spin
And i don't know where to begin

This sort of feeling's not happened to me
Very often
No-one would think that an office affair was my pace
But I've been hit and crumpled
Like a prepubescent love-struck teen
Who can't help but sit and drool
At the newest boy in school

All my life I have done what was expected of me
Never broken moulds, stayed in my lane
Now could be my turn
To surprise, risk and learn
That all that I want could be next
And this choice could be the start
Can i follow my heart?
Sexy temporary work colleague!

Maybe we'll have a secret code to meet up
In the store cupboard
They'll think we're getting pens
While I'm pulling his hips into mine
And HR will have a field day
We'll most likely lose our jobs
But go and see the world

One day we could get married in this office toilet
A bride and a groom on top of a urinal cake
So, let your mind run free now, Alex
Time to live this story
Here is where i meant to be
A new me is what I can see

Did I ever think I'd meet the man of my dreams
In a toilet?