She's like a burn in the third degree
Like a constant itch, driving me crazy, oh yeah
She's like a fly buzzin' 'round my head
That makes me cry, wishin' I was dead, oh no

She spams me every night
She calls, she texts, she writes

No matter what I do, no matter what I say
That girl just won't go away
Why won't she understand I'll never be her man?
That girl just won't go away
Why won't she just go away?

She's a thorn stickin' in my shoe
Like a kidney stone that just won't pass through, torture
I met her once back in '92
At a Detroit show, now she sticks like glue, that's her

She spams me every night
She calls, she texts, she writes

No matter what I do, no matter what I say
That girl just won't go away
Why won't she understand I'll never be her man?
That girl just won't go away
Why won't she just go away?

I could cut my hair, I could hide my face
I could shoot myself into outer space, bye-bye
I could change my number, I could change my name
But she'd hunt me, find me just the same, no lie

I tried to be polite
Don't call, don't text, don't write

No matter what I do, no matter what I say
That girl just won't go away
Why won't she understand I'll never be her man?
That girl just won't go away
That girl just won't go away
Just go away, please