Of course I know it's wrong
Last night I crossed the line
I know this can't go on
She's at me all the time

The day that girl moved in
There was no savior
How stupid can I be
To sleep with my neighbor?

So what you gonna do if your girlfriend comes
Still carry up her shopping when the lift don't run
Fumble in the dark when the light bulbs gone
Oh, man, you better run if you're girlfriend comes

She's in the other apartment
How could I be so dumb?
So dumb

We'll leave the radio on and hope she don't listen
I can't stay out too long
Raising suspicion

She knows a girl like that
Might land in my lap
Without supervision

So what you gonna do if your girlfriend comes
Still carry up her shopping when the lift don't run
Fumble in the dark when the light bulbs gone
Oh, man, you better run if you're girlfriend come

So damn dumb
So damn dumb
So damn dumb
So damn dumb

So what you gonna do if your girlfriend comes
Still carry up her shopping when the lift don't run
Fumble in the dark when the light bulbs gone
Oh, man, you better run if you're girlfriend comes

So damn dumb