Privet, civilized world, stay well!
This is Russia from the belly of hell,
We know you suffer from coronavirus so hard
We not, what's the remedy let's take shit apart.

First. Our blood is full of alcohol,
The whole life is a fall to a black hole,
Authorities hypnotize us und sell us
But we have no infected fellas in our favelas.

Second one is our poverty level,
We go for a walk from coffin to devil,
Our monthly subsistence rate
You spend every day in pub with your mate.
That's what the virus gonna hate.

Third - we just don't give a shit,
Here's our cheat known by every chit:
Raise your hand higher then let it fall
And say very loud: ""ya tavo rot yebal""

This is it, this is how we do it, motherfucker
To kill сoronavirus we don't need an AK
Look at the hood we live
Mess, all the way,
Virus sees my room and he runs away.

Instead of a threat to be infected anywhere
You also risk being eaten by polar bear,
Being killed by policeman, to kill policeman,
To die in jail for the wrong music you listen.

This is Russia, motherfucker, no time to panic,
No security, no privacy, no peace, no money
We can't keep the pace from going first to space,
The virus says sorry, I choose the wrong place

Probably somebody blessed our nation
Now we hustle like Umbrella Corporation
We sell toilet paper for a golden price,
We can survive nuclear winter with buckwheat and rice.

We are afraid of no menace of any grade
We have lost any ability of being afraid
We made Napoleon fugue and Hitler Caput
We walk on the spirit of salt on foot.

So, stop behaving like on Titanic,
The best friend of pandemia is panic,
We wish you all to be healthy and wise
Freakout fall is the planet rise.