Embassy Suites yo
The Suites up in here

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey
Lemme show you
My life through, the eyes of a dishwasher

Nothin' on my mind
Just seein' dollar signs
Walk into the kitchen
Feels like a prison
All of these dishes
Gettin' repetitious

I need a little sanity
Release from my mind's fantasies
Look around and I find
A couple friends for my time (Here we go)

You got the servers givin' me more and more work
You got the cooks givin' me more and more work
But you got the servers givin' me their smiles
And you got the cooks teachin' me to cook

"That's a write up," this man says
"He's got a girlfriend," this man says
But you gotta know
Both of these statements are false

Here you got my two best friends
Both hailin' from Arkansas
And you got El Grupo Carismatico
So now it's time for Spanish

Nunca pensaría que en este lugar aquí
Encontraria unos amigos asi
Nunca los quería dejar, pero ahora así está
Los voy a extrañar

Ustedes me ayudaron a sobrevivir
Este trabajo aburrido y cansado
Desde el Chef Steve a Bartolo
Todos me dieron apoyo!

(Your boy Andrew, signing off)