Once upon a time there was a big bad wolf
He was waiting for a nice little hood
With whom he would have fun and get on high
She would be shy and have nice little thighs

He saw her coming from a distance
Could smell the elegance of her fragrance
She made his heart jump out of his chest
For he knew she would be his next quest

But little girls aren’t that little anymore / They know the story, they’ve read the tales
Yeah they’re not that little anymore / And they know how to make you feel sore

BIG BAD WOLF
What’s on the menu today ?
BIG BAD WOLF
Now tell us who’s the prey ?

She had the smile of an angel
Who would ravish every easel
But there was that something in her eye
That let you know she wasn’t that shy

She wasn’t a total innocent
And she laughed at his grunt
Not so easy to fool young girls
As now everyone knows about churls.

BIG BAD WOLF
What’s on the menu today ?
BIG BAD WOLF
Now tell us who’s the prey ?