This story starts with the big bad wolf
As it always does in fairy stories
Hey!' says one little pig to the wolf, the rent cheque is in the mail!
Little red riding hood meets the wolf
Gobble gobble gobble
Doesn't anybody shag anymore?
Nope
But I'll eat you all the same says the wolf
400 series slash best
Series, 400 slash mellwar
Series, 400 slash melljour
Crap! said the bored wolf
Si Señor
What's that says the little pig trying to look tough
Our house is made of dope
I won't blow it down
But I'll burn it to the ground and smoke it, you porky little shit