I have a friend
I have a friend
Who has a husband
Who always stays at home

He says he's tired
That he rests
At every hour
That's why he doesn't work

So it happens
That my friend
Makes him happy
And she goes to work

But one evening
Coming back at three
She opens the closet
And you know what's there

Out comes a blonde (what pain, what pain)
Who was in the closet (what pain, what pain)
Out comes a blonde (what pain, what pain)
Who was in the closet (what pain, what pain)

And the brazen-faced man
Has the nerve to say
That feeling unwell
He called the doctor
Who told him to stay
Well covered in the evening
And left a nurse
For peace of mind

And my friend
You know what she did
She told her husband
If you want to stay at home

You wash the dishes
Do the shopping
And at noon
Prepare the food

He obeys
But my friend
Comes home
Only when she wants

She is furious
You know why
Because one night
Coming back at three

Out came a blonde (what pain, what pain)
Who was in the closet (what pain, what pain)
Out came a blonde (what pain, what pain)
Who was in the closet (what pain, what pain)

And the brazen-faced man
Has the nerve to say
That feeling unwell
He called the doctor
Who told him to stay
Well covered in the evening
And left a nurse
For peace of mind

And out came a blonde (what pain, what pain)
Who was in the closet (what pain, what pain)
And out came a blonde (what pain, what pain)
Who was in the closet (what pain, what pain)

And the brazen-faced man
Has the nerve to say
That feeling unwell
He called the doctor
Who told him to stay
Well covered in the evening
And left a nurse
For peace of mind

Ahi ahi ahi ahi (what pain, what pain)
Ahi ahi ahi ahi (what pain, what pain)
A blonde in the closet (what pain, what pain)
Ahi ahi ahi ahi (what pain, what pain)

And the brazen-faced man
Has the nerve to say
That feeling unwell
He called the doctor
Who told him to stay
Well covered in the evening
And left a nurse
For peace of mind

Ahi ahi ahi ahi (what pain, what pain)
Ahi ahi ahi ahi (what pain, what pain)
A blonde in the closet (what pain, what pain)
Ahi ahi ahi ahi (what pain, what pain)

And the brazen-faced man
Has the nerve to say
That feeling unwell
He called the doctor
Who told him to stay
Well covered in the evening
And left a nurse
For peace of mind

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