You keep telling me what I should do
You keep telling me what you would do in my place
That I'm too much like this and not enough like that
That you would do this, that you wouldn't do that

And you spend your life lecturing me
Everything you tell me you can stick it in your
In your? In your what?
Danton and Robespierre?
But no!

All the lessons you can stick them in your ass
Keep them for yourself, keep them for yourself
All the lessons you can stick them in your ass
If there's room left, of course

All the lessons you can stick them in your ass
Keep them for yourself, keep them for yourself
All the lessons you can stick them in your ass
With my compliments from Mozart on top

La la la la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la la

And here's the minister on TV
And here's the minister coming to explain to us
That we shouldn't do this, that we shouldn't do that
That if you're not nice, we'll slap your hands

And you spend your life lecturing me
Everything you tell me you can stick it in your
In your? In your what?
Danton and Robespierre, I presume?
But no!

All the lessons you can stick them in your ass
Keep them for yourself, keep them for yourself
All the lessons you can stick them in your ass
If there's room left, of course

All the lessons you can stick them in your ass
Keep them for yourself, keep them for yourself
All the lessons you can stick them in your ass
With my compliments from Mozart on top

La la la la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la la

It's true it's not very elegant
It's true I could say it differently
That I'm upset, disheartened, disillusioned
Contrite, disappointed, sorry
And I prefer to sing it to you like this
And now you can yell at full volume

All the lessons you can stick them in your ass
Keep them for yourself, keep them for yourself
All the lessons you can stick them in your ass
If there's room left, of course

All the lessons you can stick them in your ass
Keep them for yourself, keep them for yourself
All the lessons you can stick them in your ass
With my compliments from Mozart on top

La la la la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la la

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