Tell me, where are you from?
From Smurfville, if you please
Why are you Smurfs small?
Shut up, you stupid pig

Do you have work or not?
Yes, we're on the game
I sing a song in a beautiful way
Just stop with your crap

The flute smurf starts
And then everyone together: lalallalllalalalla
Lalallalllalalalla
Lalallalllalalallalalalala

Why are you such small and blue dwarfs?
We work in the nuclear power plant
Don't you Smurfs have any women?
No, we've killed them

Yes, but how do you reproduce, tell quickly?
We are homosexual
How about a dance?
Otto has a small one

Lalallalllalalalla

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