No pig calls me
No sow is interested in me
As long as I live here, it's almost like mockery, the phone is silent
No pig calls me
No sow is interested in me

"Mr. Raabe, Mr. Raabe, I don't want to disturb
I don't want to interrupt, but this is the wrong version of the song
The song was actually written by my grandfather Pjotrek Popolski
And a polka, that the mail goes off through the ceiling"
"Mr. Popolski, that's not possible now
We are here in a recording of MTV Unplugged
And therefore I have to ask you to leave"
"There is no problem for me
I have a travel drum set with me in this elegant suitcase
Could I just set it up and we knock Schipko, Schipko
The polka, that the mail goes off, or how do I see it?
I brought a small shooting gallery with me, yes-hey
Mr. Raabe, the polka is very simple, it goes 'Schipko, Schipko', I'll play it briefly
That should be doable, or how do I see it?
Are you dobrze?" "Dobrze!"
"Let's go"

No pig calls me
No sow is interested in me
As long as I live here, it's almost like mockery, the phone is silent

But it's not my fault, I pay the phone bill monthly

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Pawel Popolski!"

"Dziękuję, thank you very much!"

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