"Can't walk anymore"
"Can't walk anymore"
"Can't walk anymore"
"Can't walk anymore"

I'm in the club with the gypsy pack
And when I'm gone
You bastards miss the disco ball
You're not talking here
To just any idiot
Fly me to the brothel immediately or
I'll strangle the pilot
Everyone knows that I'm incredibly rich
I fly to St. Tropez just to take a dump
I repeat my sentences and I'm
Not talking about pumping
(I repeat my sentences and I'm talking)
You blow my penis like a lung
But it doesn't get hard anymore
You can come down from there
It feels like a
Sand-filled balloon
I think about my life like a potter
Running away from my problems
Might be better but I ca- ca- ca-

"Can't walk anymore" "Can't
Walk anymore"
I'm sitting at the Novoline and I
"Can't walk anymore"
Shoot the bastard in the leg and
He "Can't walk anymore"
Stick it in the slut and
She "Can't walk anymore"
Another Jägermeister and I
"Can't walk anymore"

I wake up fully pissed in
A pile of cigarettes
Dude, I "Can't walk anymore"
Give me the car keys
I cruise around, see a pig
Whore, get in, the car has to be
Back at Sixt in two hours
I come into the café and hit you
With the Bronze Otto 2007
The one from this year I
Probably won't get
I sit in front of the TV watching
The "Bravo Super Show"
And feel like no one
Loves me anymore
What a terrible day
A bit of meth is still there
(Yeah, it's okay mom, I really
Only smoke it in the bathroom)
I crawl to the brothel to see a slut
Forgot my debts and the guy
With the baton says I

"Can't walk anymore" "Can't
Walk anymore"
I'm sitting at the Novoline and I
"Can't walk anymore"
Shoot the bastard in the leg and
He "Can't walk anymore"
Stick it in the slut and
She "Can't walk anymore"
Another Jägermeister and I
"Can't walk anymore"

I swear it's pedophilic
I run over this bastard with the Batmobile
You cycle around the world for a good cause
As long as you're gone
I make people aggressive
Like a burning Quran
Fans are waiting for the album like
Sick people for a donor organ
Neurodermatitis is the robe of my charter
I'm the only sperm
From my father's testicles (Ha ha ha)
I have a chicken chest and a sumo ass
I'm the ugly twin brother
Of Bruno Mars, mom seasons my
Lunch with pepper spray
Gives me a slap and
Half of my face is missing
This is gay crap
I'm shooting myself into space now by
Sticking a bazooka in me (Huiii)

"Can't walk anymore" "Can't
Walk anymore"
I'm sitting at the Novoline and I
"Can't walk anymore"
Shoot the bastard in the leg and
He "Can't walk anymore"
Stick it in the slut and
She "Can't walk anymore"
Another Jägermeister and I
"Can't walk anymore"

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