Hey, I would kill for a pile of coke
First diagnosis: Christoph Down Syndrome
Hands sweating, strong jaw grinding
Pulling Crystal Meth behind the delivery van with Nina Hagen
Fuck your bitch, you spastic, I'm a bar legend
From my ejaculate the whore has sticky hands
Get your father's dentures out with a slap
While your fat mother bounces in the village pub, wow (cool)
You're wearing a piggy pink shirt, thus becoming the counterpart
Of Werner Beinhart (?)
It's Finch Asozial, who gets nasty at (?)-parties
Your sugar-sick mother fucks on an air mattress
Just like that

Hey, you cunt
Tell me, what are you wearing under your skirt?
I have a really big club
Tell me, baby, are you in the mood?
And she says
Hey, you wanker
Man, what are you babbling at me?
You have a really small dick
And the cunt, that's you

I don't wear Versace or Boss
Instead, I knock back five, six beers every evening
Total damage, completely crazy, but Finchi has a mad plan
Always following the nose, the evening will be really fabulous
Everyone freaks out, pure escalation
Now the pensioners are going K.O.
Even a pep-dick gets big
You get a fist fuck in the township until foam is in front of your mouth
A life on the edge between dream ship and drugs
Hey, here stand a hundred kilos of pork
Takeover: Asozial, because believe me, yes, the time is ripe
Fully stiff on the mic, I'm known as a role model
Clap twice and the village disco dances (come on)
Just like that

Hey, you cunt
Tell me, what are you wearing under your skirt?
I have a really big club
Tell me, baby, are you in the mood?
And she says
Hey, you wanker
Man, what are you babbling at me?
You have a really small dick
And the cunt, that's you

(Put on your knee pads, because now we're going to dance)

Sausage and beer, pull a line of coke before four
Screw Cava and Champagne
We want sausage and beer
Sausage and beer, (?) is here
Don't want to brag like the others
We want sausage and beer
Sausage and beer, pull a line of coke before four
Screw Cava and Champagne
We want sausage and beer
Sausage and beer, (?) is here
Don't want to brag like the others
We want sausage and beer

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