Translation of Gonfio Cosi' from Italian to English
Welcome back to Radio Simpatia, 17fm for you
For the day that continues well for you
The first phone call, who do we have on the line?
I've never seen a girl like this
With such a slutty face
Come on, leave the club with me
I've never been this turned on
I met a friend of mine out without her boyfriend
Who asked me if I was going to smoke with her in her building
I had a bag of weed in my pocket that I'm still thankful for
Thinking "with one more joint, I'll kill this one"
Anyway, this girl is strange, she has an ass that's a balloon
Surely when she fucks, she gets wetter than a bucket
This classic loser looking for attention
Will end up one day raped in the station bathroom
So this retard after the first two joints
Falls asleep and doesn't notice that I take off her pants
There's a picture on the wall of her as a child with her grandfather
I pull down her panties and start to fuck her in her sleep
Suddenly she opens her eyes, I'm holding her legs
I take a look at my dick "oh but fuck there's blood here
Are you on your period? Tell me, fuck, you make me happy"
"Yes I am" "better for me" "why?" "So I can cum inside you"
I've never seen a girl like this (I don't believe it)
With such a slutty face (I don't believe it)
Come on, leave the club with me
I've never been this turned on (please)
I've never seen a girl like this (I don't believe it)
With such a slutty face (I don't believe it)
Come on, leave the club with me
I've never been this turned on, like this (please)
When I fucked you, I pretended you were someone else
I closed my eyes imagining a slightly taller girl
The first blowjob you gave me using your teeth
The next day in the car I was driving at twenty
If I like a girl, I would give a lung to be with her
When I finally fuck her, I don't even remember her name
But I remember a long time ago I was having lunch with "non è la rai"
When instead today they tell me Ambra is lesbian and has aids
I stay high and like the Pope when I speak I seem dead
But if I meet my pregnant ex, I wish her an abortion
And if she already has a child with a nine-year-old
I enter the house from the garden
I kill her with the child
With all the shit I've consumed in my life
At least if I have a child he has dystrophy
And yours is an infected pussy and since I made a hole
I got a cyst on my dick that looks like a wart
I've never seen a girl like this (I don't believe it)
With such a slutty face (I don't believe it)
Come on, leave the club with me
I've never been this turned on (please)
I've never seen a girl like this (I don't believe it)
With such a slutty face (I don't believe it)
Come on, leave the club with me
I've never been this turned on, like this (please)
Girls are like this, they're all very strange
They divide into two groups, the sluts and the whores
Sometimes I don't fuck for even eight weeks
So then walking around downtown I get turned on even by a dog
But what fucks us dear ones in this nation
Is a brainwashing thanks to this religion
But if you fuck with your ass ugly piece of a faggot
We call an exorcist who puts you in punishment
If in this club you ask me "do you sing a song?
Can we take a picture? Can you freestyle with my name?"
"Okay but you offer me a drink"
So then when you turn to reach the counter
I flip you with this kick in the ass
Fuck off, Do you even believe I'm famous? Do you want to take me for a fool?
That then when I kiss you I always think of something else
Maybe how many people are dying of a heart attack
I've never seen a girl like this (I don't believe it)
With such a slutty face (I don't believe it)
Come on, leave the club with me
I've never been this turned on (please)
I've never seen a girl like this (I don't believe it)
With such a slutty face (I don't believe it)
Come on, leave the club with me
I've never been this turned on, like this
I've never seen a girl like this
With such a slutty face
Come on, leave the club with me
I've never been this turned on