I'd support the churches first
I'd begin with a campaign of whispers
With the wisdom of the serpent
I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve
("Do as you please")
To the young, I would whisper that the Bible is a myth
I would convince them that man created God, instead of the other way around
I would confine that what's bad is good and what's good is square
And the old I would teach to pray after me, "our father, which art in Washington"
And then I get organized
I'd educate authors in how to make lower literature's exiting
So that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting
I'd threaten tv's with dirtier movies and vice vers-