Well I'm back from the dead
Come give me some head
I know you want it all
I Won't let you down baby
I've been preaching about death
Now how much time I got left
You know the number
You know the name

They call me Mr. Saturday Night
Cause I'm all tanked up
And I feel so right huh
If you're calling Mr.Saturday Night
Dial 1 800 420 69
They call me Mr. Saturday Night
Cause I'm all tanked up
And I feel alright
They call me Mr. Saturday Night
Alright

Turning millions into dimes
Turning oil into wine
Putting in the work for a real good time
Now pay me
In between paying the dues
And boogie woogie shoes
You know the number
You know the name

They call me Mr. Saturday Night
Cause I'm all tanked up
And I feel alright huh
If you're calling Mr. Saturday Night
Dial 1 800 420 69
They call me Mr. Saturday Night
Cause I'm all tanked up
And I feel alright
If you're calling Mr. Saturday Night
Well alright!

That's right baby
So move over
And let Martin take over

They call me Mr. Saturday Night
Cause I'm all tanked up
And I feel alright huh
If you're calling Mr. Saturday Night
Dial 1 800 420 69
They call me Mr. Saturday Night
Cause I'm all tanked up
And I feel alright
If you're calling Mr. Saturday Night
Dial 1 800 420 69