Ey you pussy I might come from Alabama I might beat this shit right here
There ain't no fucks to give
I smell like the roses I done givin' to my sister
My brothers never met me I don't know 'em
But that never bother me yeah
Uh uh, take take a smile at the camera
Break break all your inhibitions be a stand up
Comedically I'm always on the wrong end of the spectrum
Uh uh uh uh uh uh yeah!
Room dirty, and I really don't give a shit
Call me neetmoding I'm schizopilled with all these hieroglyphs, yuh
A B C D E F G bars we hit this mix
YARHGANG back we hit the stereo never gonna make FM, huh
Theun K. out here in the premie get the promo
Bass lick the taste it fills out like it's your first Dum-Dum
Huh. Yah. Got these double bands. If you catch me smoking racks, bet its double hams
Friss fross, in the ballroom going Chris mode
Cheat code, in the wired get my shit stroked
My two bitches: Sweet Tea and Dr. Pepper
Any yankees who shit talkin' gets put in a shredder
Whiskey tango foxtrot- the fuck is goin on
Me when you are or and in is the type shit I'm on
Rhyming on with on and on and on and on and on
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
I fuckin' love sauce pour a gallon down
I'm goated at the ranch with the ranch
I go to save on foods but I steal their crates
Bad bitch named The Bit, I commit to it on the very first date
I love eating so much glue, I'm like that bug but for glue
Cooking Elmer's in the kitchen, all my pots are fucked, dude
Dripped through the oven grate and I'm straight adheased
Talk 'bout my stick and I'm mailing your wallet to Greece
Rint in a Ziploc, you know I keep that shit locked
Tight like the cenobites, you can't even fly a kite
Try a bite of this moldy cookie I baked for you
Will you like it? I don't know. If you're a chud, you might
But if I were you, I would just stick to chugging vegemite
Or you could just stand there and look menacing under the stoplight
I don't know, either way I really don't care, cause I got my
New shoes on, I'm like Gary Busey with the sushi
Talkin' shit on Crimp W0rld, chud can meet Miuzi
Swiggin' off the bottle, got me feeling boozy
Fret not, got my water slotted in the koozie
Feastin' on these Cheez-Its
I'm really stacking up this cheese bitch
$20 GameStop gift card makin' my eyes twitch
Got a haircut at the mall, yeah
Now my fucking skull's glitched
Shit