I'm all you say I am, I'm a cheat, I'm a liar, I could set your heart on fire
I'm a kind man, I'm a butt hole, I'm a guy with a heart as black as coal
I'm a sweet-heart who'd never hurt you
I'll be the first one to desert you, I'm the one you always wanted
But somebody you just don't need
I'm all you say I am, I'm all you say I am, I'm all you say I am, and more
And so much more