My name is Jeremy and I'm seven
My favorite holiday is 9/11
I'm autistic but I don't like trains
I prefer a set of crashing planes
(I love undertime slopper)

I'm so fucking underweight
I have to drink fucking Pediasure
I have to take so many fucking laxatives
I'm going to shit fucking everywhere

I'm in the tenth fucking percentile in weight
And I don't know when's the last time I fucking ate
I got to take the fattest fucking shit
These damn laxatives really fucking hit

Holy fuck I got to shit so fucking bad
Taking so much Miralax I'm going fucking mad
I better hurry and get to the bathroom
I hope that I will make it back from

I'm so fucking underweight
I have to drink fucking Pediasure
I have to take so many fucking laxatives
I'm going to shit fucking everywhere

My name is Semen (And I'm Gayfunkle)
We have gay hot steamy sex
It's so good, it's always good
Until he fucking shits his pants

(Wait, fucking what?)
(He shits his god damn pants)
(What the fu-)

God I got to duckinf shrimp (Oh my fucking god)
I'm shitting my pants
Holy krill dude
That shit was insane
Shoutout to my Miralax dog
(He burnt my shake)