Fill in the blanks without spilling your drinks
My name is and I'm a alcoholic
Not for real, but what else do you call this
Find me in the clubby
Going duper dumby
Borrowing your money

I'm in the bathroom flask full of iced tea
College grad chicks straddling me
I think that she want me
To get up in her tummy
That's why they call me "Gutsy"
And I be like "check my Spanish"

Mamacita, te necesito
Soy ebrio, that's all the words I know
I shoot tequila from Costa Rica
I gotta tell ya

Best friends, you are my f***ing best friends
Seriously, it's like the best night ever
This song, I'm really feeling this song
This song, f***ing best song ever

It's only midnight, chicks like "Heels off!"
Barefooted on the floor playing leapfrog
Skittles, Stoli, no juice
And rolypoly produce
That's why they call me "Whoa, dude"
"Slow dude, slow your roll dude"

Mamacita, te necesito
Soy ebrio, that's all the words I know
Margaritas and microwave pizzas
I gotta tell ya

Best friends, you are my f***ing best friends
Seriously, it's like the best night ever
This song, I'm really feelin' this song
This song, f***ing best song ever

Check my Spanish

Best friends, you are my f***ing best friends
Seriously, it's like the best night ever
This song, I'm really feelin' this song
This song, f***ing best song ever

Best friends, you are my f***ing best friends
Seriously, it's like the best night ever
This song, I'm really feelin' this song
This song, f***ing best song ever